Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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