I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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