You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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