update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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