Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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