I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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