You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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