Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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