What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
And then my night got REAL pukey
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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