This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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