Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There's even glitter on my cock...
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