I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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