WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs