You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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