Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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