he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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