I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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