So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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