xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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