The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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