she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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