its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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