Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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