so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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