We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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