He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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