Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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