Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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