I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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