I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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