The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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