I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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