Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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