He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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