there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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