Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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