yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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