Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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