And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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