airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I need to calm my uterus...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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