she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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