imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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