He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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