Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I came so hard my ears popped.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Shame - the story of my life.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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