omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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