Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
