these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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