Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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