He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just google imaged poop.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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