the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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