I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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