very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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