I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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