Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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