I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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