My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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