SEEEEXXX PLEASE
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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