Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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