i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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